what the heck

ok,i dont know what's up with the world,but am sure there's one hack of a different world out here.
we went to san malo last Friday,and out of boredom i decided sit and "people watch" the passerby,i was waiting for my cousin's wife din kasi coz she's buying somethin.anyway,so i was sitting on a bench on this huge street mall.syempre maraming tao so quiet lang ako sa pwesto ko.a Portugese girl sat beside me,i noticed her kasi pretty sya and tall,bout my size.pero weird, i caught her sa gilid ng eyes ko several times she's looking at me,i thought am blocking her view or something so i lean backwards,nakahalata yata so medyo umayos sya.but when i looked again,nakatingin nanaman sya.i smiled,just to be polite.well,bad idea.she smiled back and gave me an opener.huh?!she asked me if am a tourist,coz she is daw.we talked for a few minutes,ok naman sya kaso naloka ako,bigla ba namang sinabi...
"you know you look so pretty i could just kiss you!"
whoa!i thought she's just kidding so i laughed,then sabi nya na she's not kidding.i wanted to look for cameras around me coz it might be a practical joke.pero wala!so i just told her na am "straight" and amreally not her type.
whaa.i thouht aalis na sya,but i was wrong.she even offered to buy me a coffe and talk more,baka daw i might change my mind.i politely declined and stood up,but she followed.she apoloized coz she thought na masyado daw syang naging straight forward sa pag-approach,pero ganun daw sya.i declined again and smiled.and ang pinaka shocking sa lahat,she lean over me,hinawakan yung left hand ko then kissed me on the cheeks.
oh my gosh!nasa bubble gum type of movie ba ako.
now that would have been nice,only...and only if SHE was a HE!!!
para akong binuhusan ng mabangong malamig na tubig (well i have to say mabango coz she smell so nice)...man!!what's up with the world
ad the funny thing di yan ang first time na nakaencounter ako ng ganyan.and i prefer not to recall the other.hahaha
pero na-shock talaga ako.eh ang ganda ganda naman nung girl.ah ewan